Drinking game classic

Fuck the Dealer: Rules and How to Play

Fuck the Dealer is a fast guessing game with cards. One dealer holds the deck, and the group tries to guess which card comes next.

The dealer reveals the top card after a higher-or-lower guess
Players
3 to 8
Duration
15 to 30 minutes
What you need
Deck of cards, drinks
Vibe
Fast, gleeful, simple

Rules

Fuck the Dealer in 4 steps

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If the group is wrong, the group drinks. If they're right, the dealer drinks. That exact tension is where the game gets its name.

  1. The dealer shuffles the deck

    One player becomes the dealer and holds the shuffled deck face down in their hand.

  2. First guess

    The player on the left guesses which card is on top. The dealer says whether the real card is higher or lower.

  3. Second guess

    With that hint the player guesses again. If they get it, the dealer has to take sips (typically based on how far off it was).

  4. Guessed wrong

    If the player still doesn't get the card on the second try, they drink themselves. Then it's the next player's turn.

Variations

  • Dealer change: if someone guesses the card on the very first try, the deck moves on and that person becomes the new dealer. In other variations the dealer changes after a set number of wrong guesses.
  • Some count the sips by how far the guess was from the real card. That way a near miss is punished more gently.
  • Without alcohol, hand out points. Whoever has the fewest points at the end wins.

Tips for your round

  • As the dealer it pays to keep a poker face, or your reactions give too much away.
  • Agree in advance how the dealer change works, that's the most common source of arguments.

FAQ

Fuck the Dealer FAQ

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